Inside Out

It’s interesting to me the way the outside world creeps into my house. I’m not talking about the “evil television,” or the influences of my childrens’ “evil classmates.” I’m talking about EVIL, spawn of Satan straight from the lake of fire… cockleburrs. They come into the house on shoes, dogs, coats, sweaters, mittens, scarves, hats, socks, underwear, trucks, buses, airplanes, trains and I think I saw a couple of them riding in on Segways. Madeleine complained just yesterday that after she picked all of the burrs off of her pink, Converse high top shoelaces outside, she came inside the house only to get more burrs on her shoelaces! So, we did the only reasonable thing there is to do. We took a full sized axe and walked around the property hacking gleefully at the cockleburrs and piling them up. Next week we are going to have a bon fire of cockleburrs and dance around it naked.

-Robinson

3 Comments

  1. Rebecca (Pakish) Crum said,

    February 27, 2006 at 1:49 pm

    I second that emotion….

    OMG - horrid, horrid creatures. I had something poking me in the back the other day when the family was going somewhere…low and behold, a damn cocklburr on my sweater. WHERE did it come from? Who knows.

  2. Scott Smith said,

    February 27, 2006 at 2:02 pm

    Probably from my old coat.

  3. Nanny said,

    May 16, 2006 at 11:37 pm

    naked? I don’t think so

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